TYPES OF ESCORTS IN MALTA YOU CAN MEET ONLINE
TYPES OF ESCORTS IN MALTA YOU CAN MEET ONLINE

Modern life can be so hectic. It often feels like the expectations of others drive almost every aspect of our lives. Our appearance, how we conduct ourselves, where we can or cannot be seen and with whom, virtually every aspect of how others see us can have a lasting impact on our lives. When do you get to let it all go and have a chance to relax? When can you truly be yourself without adverse consequences and additional effort to fit within expectations?

The answer, if you are reading this, should be obvious. This is why men seek out the services of talented escort girls in Malta. Like no other area of your life, your time with an escort is truly your own. You can choose to put aside all distractions in favor of purely pleasurable pursuits and lose yourself in fantasy, desire, or evenmerely enjoyable company. Escorts are not subject to the usual social conventions while they are practicing their trade, and so they exist in a special arena outside of normal expectations.

Some things do remain true no matter where you are or with whom. An escort is still a person, and just like you and everyone else she is worthy of courtesy and respect. Escorts are not slaves, nor are they the drug-addled prostitutes that you see on bad TV who are so numb to the world they hardly check in with reality. No, escorts are, by and large, classy, thoughtful, and delightful people who enjoy your company as much as you enjoy theirs.

Because you choose your call girl to take away your cares and satisfy your deeper needs, you should exercise extra attentiveness when it comes to choosing correctly. The idea that all prostitutes are the same, or even similar, is somewhat flawed. Maltese escorts are women, and like women everywhere else, they are a kaleidoscope of possibilities.

In order to assist you in deciding what sort of girl you most need for any given situation, we've put together a useful guide. While women are certainly complex and many splendored, your companion is very likely to fall into one of the following categories. With a little practice and attention to detail, you should be able to pick out what sort of girl you are speaking to and thus narrow down your search substantially. Making the right selection will help you to enjoy your private time much more than simply settling for whoever happens to show up when you choose at random.

Most escorts make for excellent companions, though not every girl is suited to every situation. Everyone has weaknesses and strengths. Knowing what and who you are dealing with will help you avoid uncomfortable situations. There are a few types that are best left alone entirely, and we've striven to include them all on this list as well so that newer and more naive or simply more fortunate clients who have never had a bad experience can avoid ever booking with these types.

Category 1- Girls to Avoid

1. Trap!

The Trap Escort is the worst of the bad. She is not really a call girl at all but rather a con artist or common thief. This type of prostitute is nothing but trouble and she will not make you happy. Sometimes these girls have actual pimps or real life addictions that they handle by swindling men out of their money. They may try to manipulate or even blackmail clients.

Bad hookers like this are genuinely few and far between, but sadly they do exist. Most have problems beyond their thievery and are genuinely "damaged goods," incapable of reconnecting with their own ability to function in society. They will bounce from agency to agency getting banned whenever someone catches on to their shenanigans. Even these sad and failed examples deserve a little humanity, which isn't to say you should book with them or let them steal from you. If you see this sort of girl, beware, stay away, write a review and hope, for her sake, that she eventually goes looking for a therapist instead of another mark.

2. Creepy and Clingy

The C&C type escort is another type you should avoid at all costs. While a clingy creep will probably not try to steal your money, she will certainly try to get into more than your pants. This kind of girl asks deeply personal questions in an attempt to ingratiate herself and become a part of your life. She is the only sort of companion who will ever wonder who you're with when you are not around her and her stalker-like behavior can lead to public scenes and other problems.

There is a silver lining here. Sometimes a C&C type escort can actually become a force for good. If you are seeing one serious, long term, committed escort in Malta to become a real mistress who you see to the exclusion of all others, this type of call girl can sometimes be the right fit for that job. You'll still want to keep her far away from other aspects of your life, but she can become an excellent companion if she is able to reel in her jealousy in order to create the lasting bond she so desperately wants with the right man.

3. The Itemizer

This type of hooker missed her calling. She belongs in a tax filing office or taking stock in a high-end warehouse instead of at an escort agency. She always knows where everything is, and precisely how much of it she has. Your time with her will be measured to the second and every single thing you want from her is part of her tally.

The minor up-side to an itemizer is that you always know where you stand with them. They are often willing to do much more than other escorts as long as you pay for each individual request. You can customize your experience with this type to an incredible degree if you are a micromanagement type yourself.

4. The Croissant (Hot and Flaky)

The appeal of this type of prositute is very obvious. She is stunning to behold, and she knows it. Nothing less would let her get away with the sheer level of disorganization she shows all the time. She will be late for everything and always seems scattered. If anyone ever needed a secretary, it is this girl. Fortunately, she's usually pretty enough to get away with it.

Category 2- Only When You Know What You're In-For

5. The All About Me Girl

Some people can't see beyond the mirror, and this type of escort is one of those people. She knows she's good looking and has no trouble letting everyone around her know that because of this she has high expectations. Every moment with this escort is about what she wants. She will tell you every detail of what she thinks and feels and wants if given the opportunity. Oddly enough, this can turn out to be very relaxing in its own way if you want to get as far away from thinking about your own concerns as humanly possible.

6. Pouty Princess

This type of Maltese escort is a variation of the All About Me Girl. She was raised to believe in her own needs, and while she won't necessarily talk your ear off about herself, her expectations are clear. If she has a bad day or simply doesn't get what she wants she may become sullen or actually pout. Her up and down attitude can affect your good time if you let it. However, if you're looking for someone to spoil and lavish attention on, this girl will soak it up like flowers soak up sunlight and thrive under your careful ministrations.

7. Space Cadet

Some people weren't cut out for much of anything and the same is true of some escorts in Malta. Sure, they look nice, but when you stare deeply into their eyes you can almost see the elevator music playing there. While many call girls get into business for themselves because they are savvy and have plans for their future, the Space Cadet got into escorting because... well we don't really know. Perhaps she just enjoys spending a lot of time feeling nice and doesn't really think about anything else. Some women are enigmas, but not this woman. Don't try to take her anywhere that requires actual conversation, or you'll both be in trouble.

8. Been There, Done That

The overly worldly and all too jaded experienced women is not impressed. She is not shocked or disappointed by anything. She is not judgemental, and she is never impressed. With other Malta escorts you may occasionally delight or surprise them, but not this girl. While there is an obvious downside here, the other side of this coin is that she is probably an excellent teacher. The companion who has been in the business long enough to be deeply jaded has stories to tell, though she'll probably change the names to protect the clients. She also knows every trick in the book.

9. Anything

Some escorts are unrequited and desperate people pleasers. They will do anything for the client because they feel compelled to try and make everyone happy and satisfied at all times no matter the cost. Be gentle and complimentary with this type, they are wonderfuland giving to a fault. They will give you anything. If you want to keep getting it, however, you should tread lightly and avoid burning them out too soon.

10. Popular Version 3.0

The modern version of popularity is somewhat odd. This type of escort thrives on attention, and she has found it in the form of social media. Though she rarely or never admits to her job online, she delights in showing off how many fans she has. She takes enough selfies to fill a bookshelf of photo albums and lives for the likes on her various pages. You can probably book her via Instagram. If you're looking for a status symbol, this companion wants to be one. Nothing pleases her more than to think of you showing off her pics to other jealous men.

11. Serious Fetishist

Some St.Julian's escorts specialize in kink. They are harder to find than regular escorts and the fees are premium, but they will do things even the "Anything," type won't. They know how to do things other girls can't. If you are more interested in the extreme and unusual then you are looking for this type of escort. For everyone else, erotica is enough, but not with this girl. From feet to spankings and so much more, fetish girls are their own world.

Category 3- The All-Time Greats

12. The Adrenaline Junkie

Call girls get into the business for many different reasons, but the adrenaline junkie has only one goal. If you are seeking an escort in Malta for a one-night engagement, this is your girl. This type lives for the thrill of the hunt and the exotic feeling of spending time with new and interesting people who will never bore her because they are gone in the morning. She is incredibly low maintenance and just wants whatever you want for the night, but she makes a terrible choice for more regular engagement. She only wants what is novel.

13. The Real Life Student

She is young and pretty and well read. This type of escort has big dreams and plenty of motivation. She spends her days in class and her nights working to pay for the degree that is going to get her what she really wants from life. A girl like this won't last forever, but you can always feel good about booking with them since they are using their talents and youthful good looks to create a lasting sustainable lifestyle for themselves. When it comes to uplifting winners, these girls take the cake.

14. Adult Film Fantasy

Escorts sometimes have other jobs, but none are more exciting than porn stars. These girls have actual film credits to their name and if you ask nicely they might even watch their movies with you. Many men dream of spending time with real-life pornstars, but few ever do. If you are willing to pay the premium to have the experience then you can book time with these 'actresses,' and see for yourself if it really is all camera angles. (It's not)

15. Almost Famous

Some escorts have been around the world. They fly with the jet set and spend their spare time in exclusive resorts and luxury locales. They rub elbows with the wealthy and take pictures with famous faces. These prostitutes make the top three because they know everyone. While most will never write a tell-all book, they will have plenty of stories they can tell, even in polite company. The finer things in life attract these extravagant lovely women and their service fees reflect the lifestyle to which they are clearly accustomed. Fortunately, you can take women like this anywhere, and they will charm their way through. The make excellent mistress or even trophy wife material, but don't even think about trying to get a girl like this to sign a prenup. She will take it all if she ever leaves you, so if you go that route, you'd better buy enough diamonds to keep her around.

16. Best in the Business

Some Maltese escort girls are so good at what they do it is nearly impossible to get a booking at all. They love their work, and they are good at it. Everyone praises the skills and second-to-none experience of an escort of this type. A chance to see someone this good in action is truly a pleasure unto itself. If you ever have the opportunity to book with the best of the best, it is worth every penny, and it will cost a lot of them. Some people are born to do one thing better than anyone you will ever know, and these incredibly rare escorts are the Einsteins of their field.

17. The "Perfect" woman

This women is a goddess. She is worthy of all the love you could ever give her because she is perfect in your eyes. While it is so rare for a man to find a true lifelong companion and wife type in the sex field, it can feel that way at times. While escort girls are not looking to marry you (except maybe as a trophy wife, or if they are the C&C stalker types we mentioned in the beginning) perfection is in the eye of the beholder. It is possible to meet an escort who is the embodiment of everything you ever wished for in a woman. Unfortunately, they are unlikely to feel the same way outside of the professional setting, but if you pay their premium rates these special escorts are more than willing to play house and let you live out that idealistic life for a while.


Conclusion

Now that you have a deeper understanding of the archetypes to be found within the world of professional escorts in Malta, hopefully, you will always find the right girl for your situation. It can take a bit of effort to make your escort experiences feel effortless. While the irony of that may be a bit frustrating, it is never the less worthwhile to put forth the effort to get what you want.